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March 27, 2008

Whatta day today. The day of all days haha…Early in the morning I am sleepy duh! This is what I feel when I have nothing to do. What should I do? Hmmm…Why asking, knowing that I can survive. I am just sleepy but my heart is purely happy with so much love that I feel. In a world torn by change someone open my life to a new paradise. Someone touches my heart that no one did before. Thank You for making my day an important and a happy day. For each day with you is a special day. 

 

 

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So many Questions

March 26, 2008
  • Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  • Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
  • Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
  • Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?
  • Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
  • Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
  • Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
  • Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  • Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
  • What is the speed of darkness?
  • If you send someone ‘Styrofoam’, how do you pack it?
  • If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
  • If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
  • Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
  • If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? 
  • Can you cry under water?
  • What level of importance must a person have , before they are considered asassinated instead of just murdered?
  • If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?
  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  • Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
  • Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? …… They’re still going to see you naked anyway.
  • If you aimed to fail, but you suceeded, are you a failure or not?
  • Who’s bright idea was it to make the word "Dyslexic" so difficult to spell?
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Why is what doctors do called practice?
  • Why is the entrance to an airport called terminal?
  • Why is the word dictionary found in the dictionary?
  • If you get olive oil from squeezing olives, and peanut oil from crushing peanuts, how do you get baby oil?

 

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Wrong spelling wrong

March 25, 2008

It doesn’t matter who you or where you came from. Once you enter the World of Error there’s no turning back. You will be on the hot seat. Better watch out. But the World of Error is your freedom, you can say what you wanted to say just check your spelling before sending it. I encourage everyone to enter the world of error. Express what you feel, feel the emotions. You will be happy that’s the real point uhmmmmm… Everyone can be your clown but wrong spelling is wrong. (haha..what do you think?) 

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The Scrap Personalities

                     Work: Scraping of bottles and plastic

                      Work: Scraping of brief and and shorts

                      Work: Scraping of panty and bra

                      Work: Scraping of gummy bears and gummy worms

                      Work: Scraping of the G subs and G fever

                      Work: Scraping of money  and oil

                       Work: Scraping of Ben Tisoy and pancakes

                      Work: Scraping of kiver and jun

                      Work: Scraping of dried leaves in the middle of the night with my fiancee and my NEW green slippers

 

Scraping is done everyday, they are on duty 7 days a week. The Scrap Personalties are hard-woking, patience, trustowrthy and special child but gorgeous.

We are looking for a new member. If you think you are qualified just contact me at this number 143-44. Also you can send your resume at lovetoscrap@yahoo.com. Thank You. 

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Lenten Season

March 24, 2008

Holy Week is the final week of Lent.  It commemorates the events of our Lord’s last week before His death.  The chief festivals of Holy Week are Palm Sunday, Maundy Thursday, Good Friday, and the Great Vigil (Holy Saturday).  Holy Week, together with Easter, is the most sacred part of the Christian calendar — the celebration of the death and resurrection Jesus Christ, the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world. 

My Holy Week this year is full of unexplained feelings, so many things that happened. Sad and Happy moments, but what important is the true meaning of Holy Week. Let our hearts feel the love, peace, and forgiveness for each other. Live, learn, crush and burn

  

 

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Only in Time

March 18, 2008

Things happened are unpredictable, unstable yet understandable. Sometimes we never know we let the things pass on our way. We don’t often see its importance until it was gone. So appreciate the things ought to be appreciated.  

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The Connection…

If?

If onl we can "undo" the things that we never wanted to happen. If only we can"delete" the memories that we had for a long time. If only we can "redo" the time that we we’re together sharing laughters in the rain. If only we can "hide" the feelings so that no one can see it. If only we can "save" money for our wedding and future children.hahaha..(we can).If only we can "print" our footprints in the wood. haha..(how could it be?) If only we can "edit" the patches that we had. If only we can "view" the future. If only we can turn "back" the time. If only we can "bookmark" the place that we’ve been through. If only we can "close" the door but we can’t because it is already close. But sorry got no "If only" in my life right now. I am learning how to appreciate every little and every simple things that come and go. Some can leave scar and will deeply change your life but remember things happen for a reason. Think that it will be for the better. Feel the pain, let it pass, but don’t let it ruin your life. You can if you will, self moivation is the power of success. Let me say success in all aspect of your life. You may fail for a moment but will survive forever and you will got the answer to all questions that is hanging around. Be happy - think positive - prayer is powerful. "Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person’s life. For better or for worst. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way". 

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Must be…

March 7, 2008

Got to know me, well just call me dax aka mask rider blue. Testing…lolz…(first one)

Life is meaningful.

Living alone yet happy, I just simply say "whenever I am His with me". Far away from the land of my love ones but near by heart. With so much love and care that I feel I never felt alone. Solitude is not an easy thing, but nothing is impossible there’s always a way. If it can’t be now then it will be tomorrow. There are so many reasons to stay simple and happy. Though got some trouble and hurtfull moments. He will never leave, He will use somebody to be an instrument to make you happy. To everyone who was there and still there and will be there hahaha…To my friends who inspired me, for the courage, for the time, for sharing simple thoughts that are priceless. For someone who shares the Law of Attraction - Power of Visualization and to everybody who has been a part of my journey and will be the part of my journey —> GRACIAS…..We are all connected by the powerful force. —-> You hold the key of your future. Your thoughts attract like things….think POSITIVE always. 

  

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