So many Questions

March 26, 2008

• Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
  

• Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

• Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

• Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

• Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

• Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

• Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

• Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

• Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

• What is the speed of darkness?

• If you send someone ‘Styrofoam’, how do you pack it?

• If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

• If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

• If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

• Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

• If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? 

• Can you cry under water?

• What level of importance must a person have , before they are considered asassinated instead of just murdered?

• If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

• How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?

• Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

• If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
  

• Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

• Why do doctors, when they ask you to strip, leave the room or close the cubicle curtain while you change? …… They’re still going to see you naked anyway.

• If you aimed to fail, but you suceeded, are you a failure or not?

• Who’s bright idea was it to make the word "Dyslexic" so difficult to spell?

• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

• Why is what doctors do called practice?

• Why is the entrance to an airport called terminal?

• Why is the word dictionary found in the dictionary?

• If you get olive oil from squeezing olives, and peanut oil from crushing peanuts, how do you get baby oil?