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July 9, 2008

“Want a piece of fly sandwich? Can’t finish mine…” - Spiderman   

“Spider-man ? That’s crap ! What kind of spider are we talking about anyway ?!!” - The Black Widow   

 “A beach… Why do I have that urge to lay some eggs in the sand ?…” - Donnatello, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 

   “Those are nice garter belts… That would be a cool change from these blue and red tights…” - Superman     
“There’s ONE thing that pisses me off, and that’s jackstraws.” - Bruce “The Hulk” Banner
   
“Where am I, now ? Do you like it ? Why don’t you answer ? Oh…” - Invisible Man to Invisible Woman    

“You cleaned the spider webs ? Noooo, I said everything but the spider webs !!” - Peter Parker
     
“Okay, Reed Richards, what you need tio do is stop eating rubber, and everything will be back to normal in no time.” - Mr. Fantastic’s Doctor  

“Usually, I give lotion for crabs, but I think I’ll do yours with my chainsaw…” - The Giant Man’s Doctor
   
“But I love you very much also, Robin ! Why the long face ? Oooooh… Aooch…” - Batman
     
“What is it ??… Two hundred meters of bandages ? You really shouldn’t have done that….” - The Invisible Man    

“Good JOOOOOOOOOB!” - John Hancock 


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